We roll on, on this first bloggerful day.

Texas Rangers blow a lead last night. That's one of the nicest thing I suppose you could say about them so far this year. They had the lead!

More on this, never. Theyre terrible.

MVP talk heats up. Dirk? LeBron? Nash?

The NBA refuses to define MVP. Most valuable to the league? to your team? best player in the league? Best player on a good team?

Who knows? I'll give out my own brand(s) of MVP awards.....

Most Vindictive Player - Ron Artest. Doesn't get more vindictive than those haymakers he was throwin. Get 'em Ronny!

Most Vivacious player - I know, a little gay, but you gotta like Earl Boykins, or Darrell Armstrong here. Eduardito Najera - honorable mention.

Most Venerable Player? Well, Shaq is older than everyone and bigger than everyone.

Most Voluptuous Player? hmmm....no

Most Virile Player? Hey Now!

It gets worse from there, turns out V is the gateway to a lot of....well....gross words.