Friday, August 18, 2006

Hollywood Horse-Crap










The summer movie season has come and gone now. There was intrigue with The DaVinci code and X-men 3 was ok. Pirates was awesome. Superman was good. Talladega Nights is cleaning up at the box office, even though it's about a fake sport.

People went to the movies this summer. It wasn't THAT bad.

But now I look to see what there is, and what do I find?

Accepted?

Barnyard?

You, me, and dupree?

Little Man?

Material Girls?

Step Up? Zoom? John Tucker must die?

What is this crap? Have we becomes such an incredibly frivalous society that we don't want to go see movies with substance? Studios only approve movies to be made that they think people will see. They gather this from data of what people have been seeing. This problem was created by the people.

Don't go see this crap, people. Snakes on a plane??? Come on!

It is truly insulting to me to see this list of movies. Its demeaning, belittling, disparaging, degrading, and deprecating to everyone who is able to use the word deprecating.

The actors are just as much to blame for agreeing to make this dumb crap. Too much stupid gag humor. Where is the witty dialogue? Where are the fresh ideas? Where is the movie in this bunch that is going to capture my imagination? Talking animals? No. Making their own college and showing pretty girls? Hmmm no! There is not one imaginative movie in the bunch.

What a bunch of pathetic crap.

If you want my 8 bucks you're going to have to try harder than that. We're going to see "Little miss Sunshine" this weekend, I hope. At least that seems like something other than cheap eye candy and gag humor.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Dude "Accepted" was hilarious, its not about anything but who says all movies have to be about something. Dude wake up and smell the reality escape.